Types of Babies

AN ONLINE BABY CLASSIFICATION INVENTORY
PARFAITBIES /pär-ˈfā-bē/
1. A cold dessert consisting of layers of yogurt/cream, fruit, babies, etc.

A popular dollar menu item at McBabies, Parfaitbies make the perfect healthy snack to satisfy those early morning cravings for something sweet. They’re often stored in plastic cups for quick, on-the-go nourishment. Must keep refrigerated. May contain trace elements of placenta. 

PARFAITBIES /pär-ˈfā-bē/

1. A cold dessert consisting of layers of yogurt/cream, fruit, babies, etc.

A popular dollar menu item at McBabies, Parfaitbies make the perfect healthy snack to satisfy those early morning cravings for something sweet. They’re often stored in plastic cups for quick, on-the-go nourishment. Must keep refrigerated. May contain trace elements of placenta. 

LANA DEL REYBIES /la-nə-del-rā-bē/: 
1. Babies who look like American singer/songwriter Lana Del Rey

Lana Del Reybies are singing babies who are gaining increasing notoriety in the indie music babysphere. They are known for their album “Born to Cry,” which produced a hit single in “Video Gabies.” Last January, a Lana Del Reyby pooped her diaper on SNL, which proved controversial with many music blogger babies (blobies).

LANA DEL REYBIES /la--del--bē/:

1. Babies who look like American singer/songwriter Lana Del Rey

Lana Del Reybies are singing babies who are gaining increasing notoriety in the indie music babysphere. They are known for their album “Born to Cry,” which produced a hit single in “Video Gabies.” Last January, a Lana Del Reyby pooped her diaper on SNL, which proved controversial with many music blogger babies (blobies).

FILLETBIES /fi-lā-bē/: 
1. A piece or slice of boneless baby meat.

Fire up the grill and throw on some filletbies—Papa’s having a barbeque! Filletbies, or filleted babies, are popular cuts of meat often consumed at neighborhood get-togethers. Use tongs to flip frequently, making sure its baby juices are sealed in tightly. Season them to your liking with fresh ground salt and pepper.

FILLETBIES /fi-lā-bē/:

1. A piece or slice of boneless baby meat.

Fire up the grill and throw on some filletbies—Papa’s having a barbeque! Filletbies, or filleted babies, are popular cuts of meat often consumed at neighborhood get-togethers. Use tongs to flip frequently, making sure its baby juices are sealed in tightly. Season them to your liking with fresh ground salt and pepper.

STINGRAYBIES /stiŋ-rā-bē/: 
1. Babies who resemble sting rays (family: Dasyatidae Babae)

The mortal enemy of Steve Irwinbies, stingraybies are known for having one or more large sharp barbed dorsal spines near the base of the whiplike tail capable of inflicting severe wounds. Not to be confused with Sting’s Rabies, a severe medical condition belonging to English musician Sting.

STINGRAYBIES /st--bē/:

1. Babies who resemble sting rays (family: Dasyatidae Babae)

The mortal enemy of Steve Irwinbies, stingraybies are known for having one or more large sharp barbed dorsal spines near the base of the whiplike tail capable of inflicting severe wounds. Not to be confused with Sting’s Rabies, a severe medical condition belonging to English musician Sting.

JOSÉBIES /ho-zāy-bē/: 
1. A Mexican baby

Ay carumba! Los Josébies son muy loco! Tacos burritos y enchiladas!

JOSÉBIES /ho-zāy-bē/:

1. A Mexican baby

Ay carumba! Los Josébies son muy loco! Tacos burritos y enchiladas!

SORBETBIES /sôr-bā-bē/: 
1. A frozen dessert made from sweetened water flavored with babies

Sorbetbies differentiate themselves from other frozen desserts such as italiaby ice by using only the softest and freshest babies, giving them a distinctive mushy consistency. Also, whereas ice craybies are made by whipping air into dairy products, sorbetbies are made by the Lord Jesus Christ.

SORBETBIES /sôr--bē/:

1. A frozen dessert made from sweetened water flavored with babies

Sorbetbies differentiate themselves from other frozen desserts such as italiaby ice by using only the softest and freshest babies, giving them a distinctive mushy consistency. Also, whereas ice craybies are made by whipping air into dairy products, sorbetbies are made by the Lord Jesus Christ.

BOUQUETBIES /bō-ˈkā-bē/: 
1. A creatively arranged bunch of babies, usually presented as a gift

Bouquetbies make the perfect present for any important celebration—weddings, bar mitzvahs, divorces, brises, funerals, second brises, etc. Typically, most bouquetbies are made up of 1-4 major types of babies surrounded by various filler babies. Bouquetbies can be stored in vases/other baby storage containers, but are often handheld while being transported.

See also: Baby’s Breath, Baby Showers

BOUQUETBIES /bō-ˈ-bē/:

1. A creatively arranged bunch of babies, usually presented as a gift

Bouquetbies make the perfect present for any important celebration—weddings, bar mitzvahs, divorces, brises, funerals, second brises, etc. Typically, most bouquetbies are made up of 1-4 major types of babies surrounded by various filler babies. Bouquetbies can be stored in vases/other baby storage containers, but are often handheld while being transported.

See also: Baby’s Breath, Baby Showers

NEIGHBIES /nā-bē/: 
1. Horse babies
2. Next-door neighbor babies who also happen to be horses

Neighbies are large equestrian mammal babies often used for plowing fields and as novelty police mounts. Depending on the breed, the average Neighby can be trained to gallop, jump and die by gunshot so their hooves can be used for glue. If a Neighby also happens to be a neighbor, they would be classified as a “Double Neighby” (Scientific term: Neigh-Neighby).

NEIGHBIES /-bē/:

1. Horse babies

2. Next-door neighbor babies who also happen to be horses

Neighbies are large equestrian mammal babies often used for plowing fields and as novelty police mounts. Depending on the breed, the average Neighby can be trained to gallop, jump and die by gunshot so their hooves can be used for glue. If a Neighby also happens to be a neighbor, they would be classified as a “Double Neighby” (Scientific term: Neigh-Neighby).

TINA FEYBIES /tē-nə-fā-bē/: 
1. Babies who look like Tina Fey

Tina Feybies are comedian babies known for their sharp, witty writing and comedic acting abilities. They have written/created the critically acclaimed television show “30 Block,” as well as the box office hit “Baby Mama.” However, they are probably best known for impersonating former vice presidential candidate Sarah Paby on SNL (Silly Num-Nums Lollipop).

TINA FEYBIES /tē--fā-bē/:

1. Babies who look like Tina Fey

Tina Feybies are comedian babies known for their sharp, witty writing and comedic acting abilities. They have written/created the critically acclaimed television show “30 Block,” as well as the box office hit “Baby Mama.” However, they are probably best known for impersonating former vice presidential candidate Sarah Paby on SNL (Silly Num-Nums Lollipop).