Types of Babies

AN ONLINE BABY CLASSIFICATION INVENTORY
NEIGHBIES /nā-bē/: 
1. Horse babies
2. Next-door neighbor babies who also happen to be horses

Neighbies are large equestrian mammal babies often used for plowing fields and as novelty police mounts. Depending on the breed, the average Neighby can be trained to gallop, jump and die by gunshot so their hooves can be used for glue. If a Neighby also happens to be a neighbor, they would be classified as a “Double Neighby” (Scientific term: Neigh-Neighby).

NEIGHBIES /-bē/:

1. Horse babies

2. Next-door neighbor babies who also happen to be horses

Neighbies are large equestrian mammal babies often used for plowing fields and as novelty police mounts. Depending on the breed, the average Neighby can be trained to gallop, jump and die by gunshot so their hooves can be used for glue. If a Neighby also happens to be a neighbor, they would be classified as a “Double Neighby” (Scientific term: Neigh-Neighby).

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